A Goofy ass person is one who typically uses humour which is outdated or one who refers to politics in every single conversation, many iterations of a 'Goofy ass person' exist but these are the most prominent
'He's talking about troll faces, wow he's such a Goofy ass person'
'She brought up politics in a unrelated conversation, wow what a Goofy ass person'
A name commonly given to people who steal jokes with terrible editing and camp within video games. Also known as an Ainjoe or Capper
Preston: “Bruh keeps stealing my jokes with his Rat-Ass, terrible ass editing too”
Dainyo: “Ah shit i found an Ainjoe in a Rat-Ass corner, campy ass mother fucker”
When you put your bare naked ass on someone’s car. Usually as a prank
Dude, Mike is gonna be so mad. We just gave his Pontic a solid ass car!
When you put your bare naked ass on someone’s car, usually as a prank
Dude, Mike is gonna be so mad. We just gave his Pontiac a solid ass car!
When you have a takeaway and then you immediately need to take a shit. The size can vary, but it mostly comes out the sphincter as a hot spicy and runny liquid. The effects are at its peak when a jalfrezi is consumed, but it can also be caused by madras, tikka masala or even Korma if you're a fucking imbecile and can't handle even a hint of spice.
My dad had curry ass last night.
One who has performed anal sex on someone for the first time. (First time for the recipient.
Sarah finally let me put it in her {ass}. I'm officially her ass pilgrim
(Noun) sometimes shortened to VAH.
1.A woman who presents a genuine interest in kicking it, partying and/or DTF, but really has an ulterior motive of writing an article, Twitter or general call out in order to gain social clout.
Can also go “incognito mode”, in which the VAH anonymously writes article/Twitter to destroy someone’s reputation and avoid accountability for their own actions.
2.A Devious Thirst Trap. Trying to get that exclusive.
3.A Specific kinda of lady looking to further her “brand” on the internet, i.e; Vice, Buzzfeed, Instagram.
“What’s up with that chick Karen?”
“Avoid that ‘Vice Ass Hoe’. She’s fucked over all the homies.”
Or,
(Vice Ass Hoe walks into room)
“VAH, It’s A TRAP!!”