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GOTTEM!
The 367th day of the year is the day that you will get everything that you want. But obviously, there is no 367th day of the year, so . .
insert earrape oof sound
9-Year Old: (rages by smashing the tv and wedding photo when he runs out of ice cream)
Mom: That's it, son. You're grounded!
(5 days later)
9-Year Old: When am I not grounded?!
Mom: The 367th day of the year.
insert earrape oof sound
A person who wears green on st patrick's day but conceals the green so that when they get pinched they reveal the green so that they can pinch someone back twice.
Doug: *pinches chris*, ha! your not wearing green!
Chris: *undoes sweater* here's two pinches! LoL u Mad?
Doug: Ah I didn't know you were a st. patrick's day troll!
(n.) Fucking on the same day you get into a relationship.
i lwky just had same day shipping with that guy i had a crush on
International day of messing around with people called Jay.
November 17!
“People were messing around with me all day!”
“What’s your name?”
“Jay, why?”
“Todays international day of bullying Jay”
“Ah”
11th of January is Butter Chicken day on this Day you just order some naan and some butter chicken and have at it
"Hey man it's January 11 you know what that means it's Butter Chicken day let's get some butter chicken WOOOOO"