An asshole who thinks he is charming, but is really just a tool. Likely wears those jeans with the designs and sparkles on the pockets.
That guy from Jersey seemed really nice. Now I see, he is such a dick tool.
A shity flim studio on youtube full of memes and other shit
My nigga shit dick prouductions is ass
When a guy is too depressed to fuck.
Girl: Hey wanna have sex!?
Depressed guy: I can't, I'm too dick depressed to even operate my shit.
The act of inflating a used fleshlight, then blowing the air out towards somebody else.
Dude, I totally dick winded her last night!
When you see something horrible, like a picture of a dead body and you get a funny feeling in your dick and it goes back up inside your body.
A guy told me about him cutting the top of his penis off after getting it stuck in his fly and I got fizzle dick.
Dick catfishing is when a dude sends you pictures of a dick that’s not really his or stuffs something in between his balls and dick then puts underwear on so you can see a bulge hence making his genitalia look bigger then it actually is.
I finally meet with Kaivon last night and,he totally dick catfished me so I just got dressed and left. This guy is definitely dick catfishing people with that photo, his dick is just NOT THAT BIG.
Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.