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The frame of mind a fan of the Twilight Saga will get after watching a Twilight movie, or reading one of the four books. This usually involves talking/thinking about it nonstop, dreams of vampires or werewolves, and (in rare cases), online fan fiction stories.
Kathy just watched three Twilight movies in a row, and damn. She's really Twilight fucked.
I can't stop thinking about Jacob Black... I think I'm a wee bit Twilight fucked.
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Like the Darwin beetle, who tosses his mate out of the tree post coitus, mid climax a guy tosses his girl out of the bed loudly yelling "BEETLE FUCK!!"
I beetle fucked my girl doggie style and she flew ass over elbows onto the floor and I jumped right back in that shit.
The person who is in charge/in command.
Usually one would say this to assert themselves as a leader or
Ask this aloud to question the competency of the person in charge.
(1) Bloke 1: "I reckon we should do it this way"
Bloke 2: "Well I’m fucking this chook mate, so shut the fuck up. We're doing it my way"
(2) A bloke after waiting for food for a long time in terrible restaurant stands up angrily and yells "Who’s fucking this chook?!? Where’s my fucking food?!?"
A fake, phoney-bologna jingle sung to the tune of the Glade Spin-Fresh air deodouriser jingle.
The phrase, "plug it up" is how one would say, "plug it in" in the UK.
♫Freshness with a fuck,♫
♫Plug it up plug it up!♫
The phrase, "plug it up" is how one says, "plug it in" in the UK.
used to describe a person who is crazy to the point of putting themselves in obvious harm's way for no reason. See also playing with sharks
Sean and three other guys got drunk and decided to take those class IV rapids on inner tubes. In my opinion, they're all fucking with cobras.
When you mean to type in the rapper Young Buck, but the FBI pull up instead
"FBI, open up!"
I really like listening to young fuck before bed.
Fuck 3 means to fuck a fake bitch. Its means you dont fuck wit a girl named alyssa because she is fake and talk mad shit about you. So dont fuck with fake bitches named alyssa
Fuck 3 and all that you stand for
Watch what you says cuz fuck 3 might be listening