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When a football recruit bangs a cheerleader dressed as Nick Saban
Bro, I decided to go to alabama after a high quality alabama introduction.
The act of hiding your dogs favorite treat under your foreskin so they have to work to get it out.
I was bored last night, so I got the peanut butter and gave my dog an Alabama Kong dong.
When she’s eating his ass and he leaves a skid mark on her face.
She ate my ass so good I lost control and left her an Alabama Burnout.
owen is a alabama simp over his sister
“i don’t flex to impress my wife” “i’m not a alabama simp
The Alabama whoop whoop is the piercing of a Chonky cooter hood sometimes bearing a comb over or mullet downstairs
That chick last night had the old Alabama whoop whoop to my surprise
Filling your throat cum to soothe a sore throat.
Babe, I'm sorry your throat hurts. Let me give you some Alabama cough syrup