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Alabama Toss-Up

When you see a couple that looks suspiciously like siblings

Were Jack and Meg White siblings or were they together?
I don’t know fam, it’s a good ol’ Alabama toss-up

by itslinacolada November 2, 2021


alabama simp

owen is a alabama simp over his sister

“i don’t flex to impress my wife” “i’m not a alabama simp

by The teacher April 15, 2020


alabama cactus

When an alabamian want to to get fucked by her brother but has to fuck a cactus instead.

My brothers at work so I have to ride this Alabama cactus.

by TheLeper March 20, 2018


Alabama butterfly

During sexual intercourse with your cousin in the missionary position, after ejaculation you spread their legs legs and piss on their vagina creating the yellow body of a butterfly

We enjoyed an Alabama buttery fly!
My cousin caught an Alabama butterfly!

by Chu- papi-mu- nano May 27, 2023


alabama nose job

Is when you bite someone’s nose and you get the Hershey Squirts and your ass hole is blasting the song all start while shrek rips open a new ass hole for you. Then after 3 days of marinating in oatmeal you have crabs coming out of your pee hole. ;)

Yo billy bob, I got the Alabama nose job yesterday from your gram gram!

by Man hole March 10, 2020


Alabama Meow

Where you accidentally have sex with your cat, because you've mistaken them for your sister.

Oh no, I've just done an Alabama Meow!

by Alabama Meow February 7, 2022


Alabama Oatmeal

Before fucking you put oatmeal in your partners asshole and give them anal once they cum you use the cum as milk and the oatmeal.

I was fucking my pug batman and gave him an Alabama Oatmeal.

by Noah666999 October 18, 2019