When you see a couple that looks suspiciously like siblings
Were Jack and Meg White siblings or were they together?
I don’t know fam, it’s a good ol’ Alabama toss-up
owen is a alabama simp over his sister
“i don’t flex to impress my wife” “i’m not a alabama simp
When an alabamian want to to get fucked by her brother but has to fuck a cactus instead.
My brothers at work so I have to ride this Alabama cactus.
During sexual intercourse with your cousin in the missionary position, after ejaculation you spread their legs legs and piss on their vagina creating the yellow body of a butterfly
We enjoyed an Alabama buttery fly!
My cousin caught an Alabama butterfly!
Is when you bite someone’s nose and you get the Hershey Squirts and your ass hole is blasting the song all start while shrek rips open a new ass hole for you. Then after 3 days of marinating in oatmeal you have crabs coming out of your pee hole. ;)
Yo billy bob, I got the Alabama nose job yesterday from your gram gram!
Where you accidentally have sex with your cat, because you've mistaken them for your sister.
Oh no, I've just done an Alabama Meow!
Before fucking you put oatmeal in your partners asshole and give them anal once they cum you use the cum as milk and the oatmeal.
I was fucking my pug batman and gave him an Alabama Oatmeal.