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Anal pout - when a guy or girl is ready for anal they pout their pucker like fish lips.
'Man, Jake's hole was giving my the anal pout so I had to stick it hard in there'
A medicinal practice used by the native people of scunthorpe ,it involves clearing ones anal cavity with the use of a bunsen burner that is inserted up ones rectum
Man1 : I've been suffering from horrid constipation
Man2 : have you tried anal thermite ? It worked a treat for my wife
Man1 : no I haven't ,but now you mentioned it I might give it a go
N:Crack like area found on the ass of most people.
N:A person who is always doing a half-assed job and always brings up the rear in a situation.
"I got my boxer wedged right up my anal-crevis."
"The lawn looks like shit Joey your such an anal-crevis!"
When you shit your pants and let it sit there until it gets hard enough to carve off with a knife.
I've made so many anal shavings over the years, I might have enough to sell in bundles on Etsy !
It is the measure of the undeniable weird attraction to a person and/or object; similar to when a women or man experiences losing their v-card for the first time.
Sarah: I love this new sweater you got me!
Max: Tone down that anal bond, fuck, its just a sweater...
The process in which vegetarians/hipsters use a leaf as a condom during anal in order to keep from making more trash. At the end f this process they then eat the leaf together to form a vegan bond.
Hey, those vegans just had anal leaf sex.
How can you tell?
They still have some anal leaf on their face.
Anal etiquette is simply asking if the partner has a clean poop shoot. The last thing anybody wants when they go anal is dookie on their finger and or penis.
Hi as we agreed on anal tonight. How is everything looking? Is everything clear? Are we in there like swimwear? Or do we need to wait. That is the proper way to do anal etiquette. Nobody wants a surprise .