Ham candle

The ham candle is also known as the pennis aka male love muscle

Girl: I've ran out of fresh cucumbers after making the kids a tuna salad
Guy: how about you come here and light up my ham candle ?
Girl: mmmmmm candle sauce my favourite 😍

Slapped Ham

A red or inflammed pussy, most common after

drawn out & vigorous sex.

Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham

standing between the hams

When you are experiencing the act of performing anal sex with your member from the behind area of your partner.

Mark thought perhaps Joe was buried deep in a beaver, but in fact he was standing between the hams.

Squirrel In A Ham

"Squirrel in a Ham" is the practice of inserting ones genitals inside of an overweight trans racial person while listening to the song "Brandon" by Motley Crue from the critically acclaimed 1997 Masterpiece "Generation Swine"

Dude I'm really itching to put my squirrel in a ham. I love you. I love her.
She is your mom.