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Lubbers who hang around docks, leave dock lines uncoiled, get dock splinters from walking barefoot, fall off docks when drunk, or generally don't know how to act on a dock. Arrrrrrrr.
Gilligan would be a dock monkey if the Island had a dock
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An expression of shock pioneered in West Sussex churches as a way to avoid swearing when surprised. Has now spread and is a general phrase used when shocked. Can be shortened for instant messaging to WTM.
"Johnny, I'm pregnant."
"What the monkey!?"
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When a man fists a women sticks his dick in her ass and twists her nipples while bashing her into the wall
You do the screeching monkey in the bedroom
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The correct exclamation in a match of Mario Kart 64 in which you are Donkey Kong and you are doing really well in the middle of the race.
"OH! 2nd place star! Monkeys on Film!"
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1/ Someone who rumages around a refuse site selecting uneaten food, silver things, and old tyres for re-use around their caravan.
2/ A council worker ensuring the smooth running of the local refuse site.
1/ Look that tip-monkey has just run off with the tin-foil tray from last nights chinese.
2/ What do you mean I need a permit to dump asbestos here? You're just a jumped up tip monkey.
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When a person has a painful and often long shitting experience where they hold on to the front of the toilet bowl and prop their feet against the stall door or walls.
"Oooh that Taco Bell is really going through me, I'll be back gotta go take a monkey shit."
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The effect created by a female wearing a bra that is too tight for her, thus generating the effect of four bosums.
Blimey, look at the monkey tits on her!
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