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Clout-Clown

A fat scruffy white Nova Scotia wigger who is toughish and sometimes can be found in BC.. He'll clop ya, and he calls clout "cloat/clote"

Yoooo holmes, Imma clout-clown G, I got that clown-clout .

by MadMushroom400 December 24, 2021


Clown Pants

To urinate on yourself or one other's pants whilst drinking.

Goddamn, I'm so drunk I've pissed on myself and Chris's pants simultaneously giving each other a wicked pair of clown pants!

by The JZA & The RZA August 26, 2004


clown pants

When someone goes outside wearing ridiculously baggy pants. This is especially the case when they are red, but most importantly baggy and worn by an idiot. This look originates from the sugar-hoe-gang. If you come across one of these creatures, do not try to run away because he is probably on the track team and will catch you. The only course of action is to try to make a musically with him. This will deter him for long enough that you will be able to make an escape.

Corinne : "yo do you see that dude in them pants???"
Tasha: "Yeah, I think his name is edward, he is rockin some clown pants right now"
Corinne: "Ohhhh, that's what they are called, yeah... he does look like a clown."
Tasha: "clap along, if you feel like happiness is the truth"
Corinne: "word"

by Ian Benardo99 October 11, 2018


Clown Nose

Slang for the foam cover placed on microphones to reduce plosives

This microphone needs a clown nose, because it's really weak to plosives

by Harked December 12, 2023


Clown Nose

the act of eating out the asshole of a female whilst she is surfing the crimson wave. As a result, the nose of the partner is lathered in period blood

Yo, Amy gave me a pretty vile clown nose last night. She should have warned me that she was ovulating!

by MrGiggles69 February 22, 2017


clown time

running so late that the people who came on time look like clowns because they’re waiting

person 1: we’ve been waiting here for 2 hrs now

person 2: 🤣🫵 shoulda known we run on clown time

by ksova December 23, 2022


clown school tryouts

When coaching a little league baseball team, the team forgets everything they were taught in practice. Other team running around the bases while your team falls to pieces like clowns in a circus and parents going wild like a three ring circus.

Inspired by role model hero Billy Bob Thornton in classic film Bad News Bears.

Team. You guys look ridiculous out there last inning. This is baseball, not clown school tryouts. Now get you heads out of your asses and PLAY BALL.

by Jbjr4vols August 13, 2024