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Rich Shauger, Flat Beer, Old People (obviously), Michael Chappell
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The one who will probably lose the fight with his best friend for poki. Losergurl on the other hand, he might win because she hates tray.
Michael is bad.
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1) Olympic Gold Medalist for the United States
2) An enormous douche bag who can no longer keep his douchbaggery a secret from the American public.
Quit being such a phelps....Hey stop hitting on my girl, thats such a phelps thing to do... Dude stop peeing in my pool, thats such a michael Phelps move.
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Affectionate names for your lady penis and your bum-oley.
Person A: How is Michael and Dominic today?
Person B: Michael is cool but expecting the red water soon. Dom's cool, last night's curry left a burning ring of fire, but he's cool now.
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The most talented swimmer the world has EVER seen. He just broke a whole bunch of records at the 2008 Olympics in China, including most medals won at a single Olympics. He seems super nice, too; he's really close with his mom and sisters and dog. Plus all that swimming does more than just win him medals: it gives him the most amazing body ever. He's pretty damn sexy.
Person: Hey, did you hear that Michael Phelps just won ANOTHER gold medal?
Me: Yeah. I wish I was married to him. I've never seen anything that beautiful.
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The nastiest fro boy you will ever meet.
Beware: random things fall out and may hit you, this could be dangerous.
D00d, did you see that fro?
Oh it was just Michael Usenick!
I think Oasama Bin Ladan might be hiding in there!
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A screen actor who, in Phantasm, was quite a lil' minch.
"Did you see A. Michael Baldwin in Phantasm? Man, what a lil' minch."
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