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monkey nyiguh

A phrase used while addressing a friend who shares the same interests in donkey kong and his awesomeness at strikers and all other video games which he is in.

Oh what's up my monkey nyiguh?

Look out it's the monkey nyiguh!

by Kaplar October 9, 2007

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Monkey Shudder

The feeling 'the morning after the night before'
That awful shudder that runs through your body when you remember something that you have said or done whilst intoxicated.
'Collossal Monkey Shudder'is the shudder that lasts more than 24 hours or prevents you from re-visiting the pub for atleast 2 weeks.

oh i have woken up 100 miles from home? how did iget here? *monkey shudder* oh shit i remember...

by sneezelouise March 11, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkeys on Film

The correct exclamation in a match of Mario Kart 64 in which you are Donkey Kong and you are doing really well in the middle of the race.

"OH! 2nd place star! Monkeys on Film!"

by Scripple021 May 6, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


tip monkey

1/ Someone who rumages around a refuse site selecting uneaten food, silver things, and old tyres for re-use around their caravan.

2/ A council worker ensuring the smooth running of the local refuse site.

1/ Look that tip-monkey has just run off with the tin-foil tray from last nights chinese.

2/ What do you mean I need a permit to dump asbestos here? You're just a jumped up tip monkey.

by Kuthula June 8, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fish monkey

A person with big eyes that are far apart. Attractive but something is a little off.

That guy was really hot from behind, but when he turned around he was a fish monkey! Dammit

by Juergen oppulstein April 21, 2015

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey shit

When a person has a painful and often long shitting experience where they hold on to the front of the toilet bowl and prop their feet against the stall door or walls.

"Oooh that Taco Bell is really going through me, I'll be back gotta go take a monkey shit."

by Sotam April 20, 2009

45๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey tits

The effect created by a female wearing a bra that is too tight for her, thus generating the effect of four bosums.

Blimey, look at the monkey tits on her!

by Jaffa_cake April 24, 2007

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