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An uncircumcised penis, resembling that of a slug. Slugs come in all sizes, shapes and colors, just like a penis.
I'm sorry but I have no interest in your slug penis.
Hollowed out jalapeño condom. Keeps you safe a spicy/hot love life.
Penis pepper long hard and spicy
a penis dipped in cold vinegar and dried in the sun, often used in cakes.
"honey, cand you buy some more penis clomide? i need some for the cake tonight."
A state of domination one alpha male has over another, based on the quality of the penis and the person's aptitude in its use.
Niclas: "I was looking for a person that would have a threesome with me and my wife, would you be interested?"
Brendan: "Shure"
Niclas: "Although I have to establish penis dominance first"
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Can occur during any type of gathering a party, wedding, even a funeral! The puppeteer begins by removing his penis "a.k.a. Puppet" from his trousers and begins to stretch and pull on it of course to prepare for the upcoming show. Once he has his puppet prepared he then begins to manipulate it into a variety of different objects, such as the wrist watch, sail boat, cheeseburger, hungry baby bird, etc. after which the puppeteer takes a bow along with his puppet and that's all folks!
OMG Becky did You see the Penis puppetiering that puppeteer and his puppet did? Um ya the puppet, It was so big He must be one of those guys from North Dakota!!
A penis drug is the technical name for "dickweed" you see... dick=penis and weed=drug. so when you call someone a dickweed you're basically calling them a penis drug
Damn, that's one dickweed.... no I mean.... penis drug.