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Penis Drug

A penis drug is the technical name for "dickweed" you see... dick=penis and weed=drug. so when you call someone a dickweed you're basically calling them a penis drug

Damn, that's one dickweed.... no I mean.... penis drug.

by analasiser November 1, 2020


Penis Clomide

a penis dipped in cold vinegar and dried in the sun, often used in cakes.

"honey, cand you buy some more penis clomide? i need some for the cake tonight."

by fatman47 February 20, 2021


penis pit

A vagina.

Pound my penis pit.

by Counselman Davies November 26, 2013


Penis Squabble

An absolute cock womble who thinks he's the bollocks, but he isne

"Peter is an absolute Penis Squabble"

by Maximus89th August 25, 2016


penis karma

The notion that the quality of penis one receives is directly contingent on the quality of coochie they possess and put out into the world.

I must be (literally) sitting on a goldmine to have penis karma this good!

by Enigma Jones August 10, 2010


Penis pill

A pill to harden or strengthen your meat stick. Can be seen at convenience stores or as an add on porn sites.

Person 1: wow I just popped 200 penis pills and had a fucking heart attack

Devil: yeah bud I’m aware. That’s why you’re here. We should have a talk.... you’re gonna be here for a while.

by Penis pill June 18, 2019


penis engineering

The field of engineering that focuses on the development of larger and curvier schlongs.

Joel: What field are you looking to go into Lexi?

Lexi: I was looking into penis engineering but it's quite the load and I don't think I can handle it

by buttholelover69 February 12, 2014