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The art of ejaculating on your hand, but letting some get on your finger. Now gently rub the semen on your hand on to her upper lip. Forming a "Milk Mustache.
Note:It is like a Dirty Sanchez, but with Semen.
Austin wanted to spice up the night, so he gave Patriza a Milk Mustache.
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When one recieves the act of oral pleasure and leaves the ejaculated semen to dry on shaft. Only to be come back to lick the dried semen off like a popsicle.
"Hey did you hear what happened to Stephen last night?"
"what?"
"Vanessa gave him a good ole sour milk popsicle."
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A different kind of milk 😉
Girl: What did you just put on my back?!
Guy: Its a different kind of milk if you know what I mean😉
Noun. Tillett Pizza Milk originally comes from Tillett Pizza, on the Livingston Campus at Rutgers University. Scientists have been at odds with each other how it came to be, but it is obvious that in even small doses, it can be deadly. It seems only mildly harmless, with a hint of Tillett Pizza smell (...I know, who would even want to drink that? ....), but it is definitely deadly. The only animals that can really survive it are probobly Cats, an event which was only witnessed once. A cat was window fed the TPM and it started to go crazy and eventually witherd over and stopped moving. It was tested from above and through the window because it was obvious what problems could and surly did arise. Stay away...
ANYONE SMART: "Yo Jess? How was that Tillett Pizza Milk???"
JESS: "MMMMM...SOOOO good"
ANYONE SMART: "You don't look too good......"
use your imagination....
Dad:Ok, Ill get the Milk!
*Dad Proceeds to leave the house*
1 year later
Son:Where the Fuck is my Dad?
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Don't touch a man's chocolate milk.
"think about respect and just understanding how shit happens in the world"
-chocolate milk guy
n.- The hot, frothy, and often times gritty, doo doo water and sperm mixture explosion that erupts from the anus succeeding a night of tacos, beer, and anal sex.
Steve - "Last night was tacos and anal night at the house, my wife even drank the salty chocolate milk afterwards!"
John - "Gross"