Are you on the phone?

A phrase that applies to stupid fucks. It's most common use is right after something stupid has been said.

"It's cold outside" Are you on the phone?

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YOU WHAT?

Shouted by an anonymous fish in SpongeBob SquarePants.

YOU WHAT?

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you funny

The bullshit girls say when they put their unattractive male friends in the friend zone

Boy: will you go out with me
Girl: I mean, you funny but...
Boy: I'm serious, I think I'm in love with you
Girl: HAHAHA, see? So hilarious!

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You a Lie

Something some students in Washington say when a friend, family member, etc tells a lie.

Roots: "You a Lie" is used most frequently, and was brought up from the TV show "Meet the Browns."

Josh: So what did you do in Arizona?

Jacob: I invented the teleportation device.

Josh: YOU A LIE!

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bitch are you

A reply to someone saying something stupid. a word out of west fresno

John-john says, "Can I borrow your car right quick?" and you reply "Bitch are you!!!"

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Are you dumb?

When some asshole says something so stupid you want to say "why man", you just ask them if they're dumb.

If they say no, then they're dumber than you even thought.

Idiot: Justin Bieber's the greatest singer ever!

Normal Human Being: Boi, are you dumb?! My CAT sings better than that bitch. Get a life, man.

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cuff you

A euphemism of 'fuck you'. When spoken aloud, 'cuff' has the same kind of dirty, short impact of 'fuck', and almost everyone still knows what you're getting across.

Hey man, hey. Cuff you.

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