one direction

life savers

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pretty self explanatory.

the one direction boys are life savers. i said what i said

one direction

5 liars who said they're going to be back together in 18 months but they dropped out of school and can't really do math so here we are, still waiting.
They're also the sexiest man (and the only man i like, cuz I'm probably a lesbian) alive. The band members are Louis Tomlinson (boobear), Liam Payne (daddy direction), Niall Horan (the irish one), Harry Styles (bottom) and Zayn Malik (Zack, Ringo)

Someone: Yo, you still listen to one direction?
Directioner: WHY WOULDN'T I ?!

Your one

a male or female bear.

micheal was shagging your one

One West

A term for doing hardcore drugs, commonly used in prison

Wanna go One West with me?

Omega and One

The symbol: w+1. This is the smallest ordinal number after "omega". Informally we can think of this as infinity plus one. One formulation of ordinals is to treat them as sets of all smaller ordinals. In order to say omega and one is "larger" than "omega" we define largeness to mean that one ordinal is larger than another if the smaller ordinal is included in the set of the larger. The set w+1 would be {w,0,1,2,3,...}. It would be composed of all the non-negative integers plus omega. Thus w+1 by this definition is larger. However, since the cardinality of every ordinal is represented by the cardinality of it's set, we can also show that in a sense w = w+1, since w={0,1,2,3,...} and w+1={w,0,1,2,...} we can pair off arguments as: {(0,w),(1,0),(2,1),(3,2),...}, which shows both sets have the same number of elements, even though w+1 includes one more. Confused? Basically there is two ways to look at comparison of infinities: the cardinal view and the ordinal view. By the ordinal view, omega and one is greater, by the cardinal view omega and omega plus one are the same thing. Cardinals don't play a large role in googology, but the countable ordinals do. So for our purposes the distinction between w and w+1 is important. (I copied this off a google site)

guy: yo I have omega and one pencils
guy 2: how the (AUUUUGGGGHHH) do you have omega and one

One for facebook

To describe an absolute beast, that you pull on a challenge night, that you would only have a relationship with via facebook.

"That will definitely be one for facebook"

One Shot

Someone who gets with a girl out of their league once. Now they think they can get with any girl they see. It tends to break confidence when they have a One Shot. Soon they start getting rejected by every girl they ask.

Ben had such a One Shot with Amy. No other girl will get with him.