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When someone farts in your eye and gives you pink eye. You have to wear an eye patch.
People are like: “Oh, shit, that girl got pirate eye! Back da fuhhk up!”, y’know what I’m sayin? y’know what I’m sayin?
KathleenLights JessiSmiles
When you're diagnosed with a rare eye disease that has the potential to change your entire life. You tell your friends about the severity of the situation only for them to make it a mockery. The only cure is an umbilical cord.
Gina sleeps with an eye patch. She must have that pirate eye.
Ahoy mateys, pirate eye Gina needs to clean the poop deck.
Shiver me timbers pirate eye Gina!
Why is your eye peeling off? Do you have pirate eye??
When you cum in a girls eye with such velocity that she is forced to wear an eye patch for a period of time.
Why’s Katie walking around with an eyepatch?
Oh, Eric Pirate Eye’d her last week.
Cumming in a girls eye and making her close it then yelling arghhhh
Anything of or relating to a larger, more preferable hind end quarters; A large hiney.
Pirates like loot or what they call, "booty".
"Dude, check out that chick!"
"Nice!"
"Tcha. She's got some pirate value..."
When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow
Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.
When two non-binary pirates scream about how much they are obsessed with one another and argue about how stunning the other one is.
Li: OMG YOUR STUNNING TIMES INFINITY LIKE PLS BE MY SIREN AND LURE ME IN WITH YOUR VOICE
Mia: OMG NO YOU YOUR STUNNINGER TIMES A GABILLION ZILLION MILLION TIMES INFINITY ILL SING FOR YOU SO YOU COME TO ME <3
Li: WE ARE GONNA BE HOT PIRATES TOGETHER
Mia: YES OMG WE ARE GAY PIRATES