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World War II

The Americans did not single handedly win the war. Maybe the naval war, but how about the Russians at Starlingrad destroying the German Eastern Front? How about Montgomery in Africa? Just a little naieve to think that the whole of World War II was won in 2 battles by the Americans. Also, you ignored the War until it became a threat to you and you thought GB might fall. I assume you just learnt about those 2 battles in history today? Maybe you'll do the other bits later in the semester

Yank: Hey, didn't we win World War II by ourself?
Yank 2: Yeah, pretty much.
Yank: Didn't we win the war againt terror by ourself as well?
Yeank 2: Yeah, pretty much.

by OSNFDOWN October 27, 2005

149πŸ‘ 347πŸ‘Ž


World War III

When the antichrist appears and slaughters thousands of people by his own hands. It will be very soon and he will cause the nuclear bombs to be dropped on the world.

I hope I die in WWIII

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

17πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


jimmy eat world

a myth about a young man named jimmy who one day became so famished that he ate the world....there is a half decent band who named themselves after this legendary myth.

"(jimmy) shit im hungry, i think i'll eat the world"

by guitarded March 18, 2005

60πŸ‘ 131πŸ‘Ž


The cutest person in the world

Jerome.

Someone: omg look it’s the cutest person in the world

Me: duh it’s Jerome

by clobb June 11, 2020

6πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


third world diet

A diet which consists of eating and drinking nothing leading to some minor bloating which can be reversed by eating a single cracker a month.

Person 1: OH MY GOD! You look amazing! You must've lost 60 lbs in the past couple weeks! What's your secret?
Extrememly thin person 2: Oh thanks! Yah, I'm totally on the third world diet! But it gives me gas!

by mizzen June 3, 2008

6πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


jimmy eat world

A great punk/emo rock band from Arizona. They have multiple albums but their breakthrough song was "The Middle" from the formerly titled "Bleed American" album, now self-titled. Their latest cd is "Futures".

Did you get the new Jimmy Eat World album? "23" kicks ass.

by melsocoolfan June 14, 2005

9πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Girl Meets World

sappy, repetitive, terrible show. boy meets world is terrible too. all they do is give these tedious friendship speeches, hug eachother, and cry. they also made fun of asperger's syndrome, and that was just WRONG on so many levels. I HATE GIRL MEETS WORLD AND DISNEY CHANNEL!

Girl Meets World: kids with autism are socially awkward, have narrowed interests, and can't understand emotion or love.

Me: WRONG WRONG WRONG! Quit stereotyping and go back where you came from! I'll dig a hole for you.

by guacamolesong1121 June 18, 2016

41πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž