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Uncle Spanky

Everyone's estranged uncle who likes to cleverly touch his adolescent nieces where he probably shouldn't, usually in the form of a seemingly innocent pat on the ass or thigh.

"You going to Miley's 15th birthday party?"
"Hell no-uncle Spanky will be there."

by scrappington2 December 26, 2015


Uncle Tom Field Nigger Snitch

A Field Slave or Anyone else who Snitches to their Massa (Master) whenever they think someone might betray their Massa.

The Parasitic Fertility Cult is Full of Uncle Tom Field Nigger Snitches.

by Nobody 🖤 December 19, 2024


Uncle Gussed

Having a pen or other projectile thrown at your eye region. It is common place for the word bitch to follow uncle gussed.

Brandon: "Can you pass me a pen"?
(Jamie throws pen at Brandon)
Jamie: "You have been Uncle Gussed, Bitch"!

by uncle gusser October 30, 2011


Uncle Tom Nigglet Snitch

A House Slave or Any Child who Snitches to their Massa (Master) whenever they think someone might betray their Massa.

The Parasitic Fertility Cult is Full of Uncle Tom Nigglet Snitches.

by Nobody 🖤 December 19, 2024


Uncle Phill

A person who is wise money minded comedic doesn't take violations and will through you out your house like jazz. Also has a bit of weight deya and height

your such a Uncle Phill

by Slapittap January 25, 2021


Unc (Uncle)

A person who has mannerisms and a closet style that would imitate someone old.

O'Neal: This grass is gonna get it today!
Ryan: How old ARE you?
O'Neal: I'm literally the same age as you!
Ryan: Yeah okay... Unc (Uncle)

by mfomari November 15, 2024


Uncle Eddie

When you go to a tattoo shop and tell the artist you want a tattoo in your pubic area. Then leave immediately once they've shaved your genitals.

I'm ready for my date! Needed a trim so I pulled an Uncle Eddie at a tattoo shop and dipped out!

by Antonioestamuerto May 25, 2024