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Me: I hate having a v-card, how do I lose it?
Friend: Play Donkey Kong Barrel Blast
A term for a woman being on her period.
"How did you get on with that new fit bird the other night, did you shag her?"
"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."
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when a car passenger has to sit in the trunk because the other seats are all occupied.
passenger 1: shotgun!
passenger 2: not bitch!
passenger 3: not bitch!
passenger 4: fuck i'm bitch. At least im not super mega donkey bitch.
passenger 5: fuck my life
This is a sex position that involves two men.
When a male 1 is upside down, in a handstand type position, then male 2 spreads male 1’s legs and then cocks the cock downward, and male 1 does the same then they both pile drive it into each other’s buts with thrusting movements.
Man ,I really want to do a donkey drop rodeo show on him tonight!
Noun. A person who has sex with a hooker when shes on her period to attain lower prices.
My husband and I got divorced because he's a red handed donkey wrangler.
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Very unique game for the Nintendo GameCube. Players control DK through sidescrolling levels in his quest to earn beats and become king of the jungle by tapping the bongo drums and clapping their hands. Despite being a blast to play, it suffered from a very short length and lack of a multiplayer option.
Donkey Kong Jungle Beat had me beating off all the time at first, but eventually the bongos just didn't hold the same allure they once had...
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an asshole
fuck off you donkey raping shit eater
-Eric cartman, southpark
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