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Being in a state of extreme fatigue, frustration, and powerlessness after experiencing a day full of things going wrong, full of delays and mishaps, with absolutely no one taking responsibility or helping you out.
Today has been so horrible, I'm American Airlines tired.
What every blogger is writing in their spare time, when not at work, parenting or surfing the internet
"What do you do?"
"I blog about my adventures as a free-lance giraffe catcher, and in my free time, I'm writing the Great American Novel"
During sex the most patriotic man will super glue a flag to his penis and wave it as the others suck him off. This is a way to show true American heritage.
In premarital sex between men of mixed races usually between 6 and 10 men there will be a man to pull the American flag shaft.
The house located on 704 W High St in Urbana, Illinois that was pictured on the cover of midwest emo band American Football’s 1999 eponymous debut album. Being the only image attached to the band for years, it has become something of a meme within indie/emo circles. Any trve emo enjoyer must make a pilgrimage to the house at some point in their life.
American Football Fan #1: Are we ever gonna make our pilgrimage to the American Football House?
American Football Fan #2: Let’s drive down there over spring break, there’s gonna be a house show and party.
The act of being or doing something like a good ol jolly-african american.
since i dont have a pipe i place a nug in my right nostril, and use my left nostril as a carb and light it like a jolly-african american for a straight to the dome finish.
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The act of blacking out while being over the top politically correct. First use of phrase used by comedian Zach Galifianakis.
"I got real drunk last night and African-Americaned Out."
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A really good version of something that shouldn’t be good at all.
That hotel’s restaurant is 5-star and can make even the simplest thing taste good. Even their grilled cheese and soup tastes better than you expect. They must use Imported American Cheese or something.
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