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Gentleman's Crush

When an older guy lusts after some person considerably younger and immature, realizing he won't/can't proceed with intimacy/sex because she's just too out of touch with the values and tastes He enjoys.

Hey, Man. You think Pops is gonna hook up with that chick that's swooning and drooling like he's a Tater Tot???

"No, Dude. He told me he's got a Gentleman's Crush on her, and put her off limits. Now they're just friends, but She may not get it..."

by MeO'MyOh! August 24, 2022


Gentleman's Crush

When an older man is infatuated with a younger, more attractive woman who (for a variety of age-related reasons) will Never consummate the relationship, but, when together, treats her as if she were a girlfriend.

"Look, there's Dieter and Jane!"

"They look pretty cozy in that corner..."
"Oh, they Are, alright. But, he's just got a Gentleman's Crush on her, so it can't be that deep..."

by MeO'MyOh! August 14, 2022


National say yes to your crush day

This day is on January 6th. If your crush asks anything you have to say yes!

Girl: hey National say yes to your crush day, wanna go out with me?
Boy: shoot, yes.

by No one 655 January 7, 2022


crushing salad

wasting time and doing nothing with your life

that motherfucker was crushing salad all day

by smethebumblebee July 20, 2017


zodiac crush

the first astrology dating movie ever produced

Yo I just watched Zodiac Crush movie and it was crushing man

by jrhome76 March 16, 2023


dream crush

when you have a dream, usually involving someone you know, and something maybe a little romantic goes on, and you develop a confused crush for them (like a "maybe i had this dream because i like them" crush). probably most common with pre-teen girls.

A: dude!!! i had this dream where i kissed ___ and i don't know if i like her now or not!!
B: oh, dudeski, that's totally a dream crush. i get those almost nightly.

by royaume March 4, 2016


Crush Slots

The capacity in your life backpack to carry around the crushes you have on ppl in your life.

Some people have many crush slots, others only have one.

'dude i'm thirsting her but my crush slot is taken'
'yeah babe he's hot AF but my crush slots are full so can't go there'

by Eerie Whispers August 6, 2022