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Quite possibly the best game released in 2009. An RPG with real-time and strong tactically-based combat, amazing graphics and a powerful plot, this game delivers everything. You can choose from 3 races (human, dwarves, and elves), and 3 classes (warrior, rogue and mage) each with 4 specializations. You gather other party members, each of which have unique stories behind them. You are constantly prompted with decisions, affecting dialogue, or even the outcome of the game.
There's so much content neatly packed in this game it's difficult to explain it all without talking someone's ear off. But if you like RPGs, especially games like World of Warcraft or Final Fantasy, there's no reason not to love this game.
Lululululul. Dragon Age: Origins
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When someone performing oral sex spits the male's own ejaculation into their face.
"Man, just when I thought I got a nice BJ, this hood rat gave me the jizz breathing dragon. My eyes nearly got stuck shut."
"Call me a sick bastard, but I was hoping I'd get a jizz breathing dragon as a birthday present, but she swallowed instead. I wish my girlfriend could be more adventurous."
The act of performing oral sex on a girl and then vomiting freshly consumed chili into her hatchet wound. This is an intentional act and to be performed properly, you must seal the lips around the opening of the vagina so as to form an airtight seal. You then fill the lucky girls lady parts with burning hot chili vomit. Then with her belly inflated, you violently strike the abdomen, with a two handed hammer strike, similar to spiking a volleyball, spraying yourself with the chili vagina vomit. This, mixed with the small chili particulate matter, acts as an abrasive cleaning solution, similar to Orange Clean commonly used by mechanics.
Bro, so I was going down on this girl after I had just ate some really old chili. I had just changed the oil in my car, and even after scrubbing with a bar of Dove soap, it just was not cutting it. I figured this was the perfect opportunity to grace this girl with the Turkish Dragon Bath. My skin has never been so exfoliated afterwards, but I kinda don't think she's gonna lift the restraining order she took out.
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This is when you urinate in someone’s mouth, clamp their mouth shut, at the same time you tell them that you have an STD, they will immediately release the urine through their nasal passages.
Chad: brooooo what happened with you and Becky last night?
Brad: I have her the Chinese Golden Dragon!!!
Thad: broooo CONGRATULATIONS
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A Gacha game that forces you to spend a lot of money to get trash as fuck units in the game, and shafts you every time you finally save up for a multi
Tyler: Oh boy i can't wait to pull ssj3 goku on this banner, I've been grinding for hours for 2k chrono crystals
Dragon ball legends: Here's sparking Hercule
Tyler: Why did i even grind ;-;
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The alaskin fire dragon includes, when a man Diarreahs in a girls mouth, duct tapes it shut, then tickles her until it comes out her nose.
Evany insisted that we do the alaskin fire dragon last night, there was shit every where, i even got some in my eye.
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1 of the 7 different dragon armors that is considered as one of the best late-game armor in Hypixel Skyblock. They are worth around 55-60 million coins.
Me: yes, finally, we have 60 mil in the bank, I can finally buy Superior Dragon Armor!
My co-op member: haha moni go bye-bye