Ukrainian Fire-Hose

when you set a girl's pubic hair on fire and extinguish it with your urine

-dude, I tried giving this babe a Ukrainian Fire-Hose last night but I messed up and she burned alive in her apartment.
-weak.

or

-I wonder if he'll give me a Ukrainian Fire-Hose tonight?
-just make sure you douse your pubes with kerosene.
-duh bitch.

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japanese fire drill

noun. When a man lubes up his cock with wasabi before fucking a woman.

I gave her such an intense japanese fire drill she had to pour milk down her flange.

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Fire mage

1.) One who is extreamly atractive and Intelilgent.
2.) One who invoke's the sexual atraction of the oppisite sex.

GirlA: damn, that guy is HOT!!!
GirlB: yeah, he is such a fire mage!

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Chinese Fire Alarm

When person 1 is woken up by person 2 yelling fire and squatting over them with person 2's bare ass. Person 1 immediately wakes up, lifting their head and especially nose into Person 2's ass crack. If done properly Person 1's nose will come out brown.

Person 2: FIRE FIRE
Person 1:*lifts head up*
Person 2: hahaha ooooh
Person 1: really dude? your fucking gross.
Person 2: You're the one who just nose dove into my ass crack
Person 1: Ohh the chinese fire alarm. A classic

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sticky fire hydrant

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she promptly farts, promptly spraying man juice everywhere.

I gave steve's mother the sticky fire hydrant one time and my walls never looked the same again.

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Human Fire Hydrant

When a high waisted midget wears red pants and has a big butt.

I saw so many human fire hydrants at that club.

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accidental friendly fire

to prematurely ejaculate.

Guy: ...Oooopps
Girl: Oops, what? why is it slippery all of a sudden?
Guy: Sorry babe. It was a little accidental friendly fire. I'll get you next time.

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