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"Squirrel in a Ham" is the practice of inserting ones genitals inside of an overweight trans racial person while listening to the song "Brandon" by Motley Crue from the critically acclaimed 1997 Masterpiece "Generation Swine"
Dude I'm really itching to put my squirrel in a ham. I love you. I love her.
She is your mom.
The use of a de-boned ham to tighten an otherwise very loose/wide vagina.
Will: I'm dating this chick and I like her ok but her pussy is like sticking my dick in the grand canyon.
Larry: Man, all you need is a ham bushing.
Will: WTF is that?
Larry: All you gotta do is go get you a ham from Walmart, spread her legs apart, throw the ham in there and pull out the bone. Tighten it right up!
Will: 🙄
That thing where you masturbate, take a shit, and throw up at the same time. AKA the trifecta
If I party too hard, I’ll end up tossing a ham
Someone getting pounded during sex. Usually full length penetration. This can be used in opposite sex (straight) or same sex (gay men) sexual partners. Also could be referred to a woman pegging a man.
Wow! She/he is really getting ham hocked by that guy.
If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.
Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.
Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.
That point that you’ve eaten so much ham you could burst!
Sophie had devoured so much food she was ham packed