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An Honored English Musician, noted for his flamboyant style and open homosexuality.
Real Name: Reginald Dwight
Reggie Dwight? Elton John was given 2 black-sounding first names "Reggie" and "Dwight", so he had to change them to 2 white-sounding first names, "Elton" and "John", probably to appeal to a mainly white audience. Funny.
"Hold me closer, Tony Danza!"
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* a john which connot be bothered
* a john that won't have sex
* a john that cant get erect
* a john that sighs alot
* a john that takes up smoking
* a john with a lazy penis
"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have stupid john"
"god not stupid john again and right before a big date"
"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the stupid johns"
"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have a stupid john"
"god not lazy john again and right before a big date"
"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy john"
"man, I'm just about to score, but my stupid john came late!"
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he is a shy retarded boy who loves pussy and gets it a lot he thinks of fucking and usually ejaculates
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An off da chain muthafucka who takes shit no shit from anybody. Stop talkin shit about him being a lame rapper. He isn't a rapper, dumbshits. he creates the beats for songs and then adds him saying "yeaaah", "Okaaay", or "whaaat"! Don't be such ignorant bastards and don't comment on things you don't know about!
Ignorant fucktard: Lil John is a retarted shit who can't rhyme.
Me: Fuck off, bitch!
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almost got deported by the FBI and immigration
in a movie called The US vs John Lennon
The US vs John Lennon was a good movie
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The Republican nominee for the 2008 Presidential Election.
McCain began his campaign claiming to be a "Maverick" Republican, and making assertions to the effect that he was going to improve the Republican party's reputation by acting UNLIKE George W. Bush (U.S. President, like it or not, years 2000-2008).
Has recently decided to act more and more like an incredibly conservative Republican, in an attempt to convince extremists that he is their candidate while trying to keep as many moderate voters as possible.
May be compared to a certain black-robed fictional character in George Lucas' "Star Wars". Both McCain and this fictional character began with moderate views, but were slowly corrupted by the Dark Side. Both have failed to do much for their sickly wives. Both of them have been captured in wartime (failing their mission) and subsequently rescued, to return as a glorious "hero". Both McCain and Vader -- oops, did I say that? -- are hideous in their old age, with bad skin and copious wrinkles. McCain is also capable of grabbing people by the throat using the Force.
Vote John McCain -- he's not George W. Bush!
Vote John McCain -- he is George W. Bush!
Vote John McCain -- he's not black!
Vote John McCain -- or he'll kill you with his deathgrip!
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A very sexy beast with a large penis
Is that john higgins ya he has a large penis get you a john Higgins
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