bowcock

n: a penis with a large, unidirectional curvature; usually due to its abnormal length

ron jeremy has a massive bowcock

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Titty do

This is when you can't find some hoe's gap because the hoes belly hangs out farther than the hoes titty's do.

Damn, I wanted to get all up in Monique's gap, but she got a titty do.

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Steaming Bullet

When you tranfer a fart from one ass to another

"Man that was fross i felt that rumble"
"Thats what i call a steaming bullet"

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D-Man

A person who is the man and is the best at what he does even though what he does no won understands.

A cool dude who does thing the way they should be

That dude calvin is the one and only D-Man

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boozease

n: 1. the greatest group of college kids ever assembled.

v: 2. to drink like a fish, twice

n: man, i got fucked up at boozease last night. full win

dilly-bar

n: see d,penis, love pole, cock

the bitch sucked my dilly-bar

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Stupid John

* a john which connot be bothered

* a john that won't have sex

* a john that cant get erect

* a john that sighs alot

* a john that takes up smoking

* a john with a lazy penis

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have stupid john"

"god not stupid john again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the stupid johns"

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have a stupid john"

"god not lazy john again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy john"

"man, I'm just about to score, but my stupid john came late!"

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