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n: a penis with a large, unidirectional curvature; usually due to its abnormal length
ron jeremy has a massive bowcock
2π 12π
n: 1- a vagina; see also v,poon
i'd never eat that girl's bloody hatchet wound
19π 5π
* a john which connot be bothered
* a john that won't have sex
* a john that cant get erect
* a john that sighs alot
* a john that takes up smoking
* a john with a lazy penis
"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have stupid john"
"god not stupid john again and right before a big date"
"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the stupid johns"
"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have a stupid john"
"god not lazy john again and right before a big date"
"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy john"
"man, I'm just about to score, but my stupid john came late!"
19π 15π
n: 1: a dildo shaped like a gun; usually shaped like a smith and wesson 6-shooter
that porn star was fucking her in the ass with a gundo
50π 86π
adv: 1- to become irate
2- to become psychotic
3- without holding back
i'm going mad clown on that bottle of barton's vodka tonight.
8π 1π
n: 1. the greatest group of college kids ever assembled.
v: 2. to drink like a fish, twice
n: man, i got fucked up at boozease last night. full win