Random
Source Code
Random
When the person you're communicating with pretends they are going to sleep to get off the phone with you so they can hangout with someone they like more.
I got fake-slept on by Nicole last night. She said she could barely keep her eyes and then ans hour later Jeff saw her at the bar with Ricky.
To be born female, transition to male and becoming a femboy.
Matias: Wow, this femboy is so sexy! I wonder how does he hides his D
Jessica: Oh no, he doesn't have a penis.
Matias: So it's a girl?
Jessica: No, he did a Fake Feint
In football when a ball carrier is well beyond the line of scrimmage and a defensive player is closing in to tackle him. The ball carrier proceeds to pretend to throw a pass by lifting his head and cocking his arm back even though he definitely cannot throw a pass hoping to get the defender to jump up and block the pass.
Dude! I can’t believe that linebacker just fell for The Fitzgerald Fake!!
A fake man is a man that does not cry
men that cry = real men
Men that dont cry = fake men
Jimmy: you are stupid
bob: *holds back tears*
Jimmy: omg you are a Fake man!!!
Bob: why?
Jimmy: you held back your tears!
Used to describe something that is dumb or something that doesn’t make sense
Friend: Yo Ms. Appleseed gave us homework this weekend.
Me: Bro that’s fake
Complete gay cunt,mongoloid dumb gay cuunnnt has a lesbian brother that suckles it boney nips and precums in hi spanties. >>>..__-.-.-._>-.->-.-. I said he is big gay hahaah in braille
1👍 2👎