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A man wasting his penis. He'll never get any pussy, of any kind (unless he rapes the chick). He's never seen breasts outside of the internet. He's a blackened husk of a man, and a worthless heap of dust. This is the kind of guy women just love to hate. This is the kind of guy who thinks he's getting somewhere with a woman, but is actually nothing more than "Friend" material to any being wielding a vagina. He pines over the girl, and when he doesn't get her, he claims to all of his friends that he's dating her, or is in the "process of", which basically means he's stalking her. He has pictures of her sleeping on his walls, hes got shrines and shit, and he whacks off to her image. Nightly.
That nice guy wont stop calling me, and hes knocking at my front door.
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A funny comedy show that Fox decided to air more seasons after it gained popularity on Adult Swim in a sad attempt of getting intelligent viewers back to their network.
Tom: Did you see Family Guy on Fox last night?
Diane: No, Fox sucks, I watched the reruns on AS though.
Tom: Same with me. I can't wait for AS to get the new episodes.
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This term is used to reduce the awkwardness that the less-educated among us have with the fact that the singular and plural form of "you" in English is the same. It is used by restaurant hosts/hostesses and servers relentlessly. A particularly vulgar aberration of an already bad-enough term would be to say "yous guys", which is often heard in Long Island. And then, there is the Southern aberration, "y'all" - an example of Southerns' unfamiliarity with the English language.
"Welcome to Applbee's; would you guys like something to drink?"
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The common greeting gesture of a Fillipino when he/she has no relevent conversation to engage.
The greeting of a relative(normaly of an uncle) whom does not currently know or care of ones name despite the gender of the person it is directed to.
As Aaron waved to his uncle his uncle said in a robotic fashion "Hi guy". . .
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An asshole
Kelly: Did you date that Italian guy?
Me: Yeah he was an asshole
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1) by far the most awesome, fabulous, and preferably Middle Eastern male in the world
2) has swag and makes the world want to be the siiiiiickkkest
1)His teacher told Junaid to stop having so much swag, but he couldn't because he's the sickest guy.
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