Blastoise

(Binomial nomenclature: Blastiosus-poopus)When a person has an urgent need to excrete fecies causing the anus to expand 10 folds in a force greater than the heat of the sun...(most cases its fatal--mad blood loss)

Mary took a blastoise last night at 10 and at 2 the coroner proclaimed her dead by largus-anustus.

Jimmy , running in great panic as he held his posterior screaming BLASTOISE!!!!

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Hi guy

The common greeting gesture of a Fillipino when he/she has no relevent conversation to engage.

The greeting of a relative(normaly of an uncle) whom does not currently know or care of ones name despite the gender of the person it is directed to.

As Aaron waved to his uncle his uncle said in a robotic fashion "Hi guy". . .

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