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to use a combination of pop rocks and a carbonated beverage in a sexual act involving the anus
Jesse and Mike found that using the pop rocks method of anal sexual intercourse resulted in great ecstasy, the likes of which they'd never before experienced.
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A large teased up balloon-like hair style finished smooth with a several coats of hair spray. Maintenance requires wearing a plastic rain bonnet or flimsy nyson scarf for outdoor activities or driving, special neck support pillows to elevate one's head above the sleep surface for nighttime protection (see Sunday newspaper supplement), frequent hand smoothing and mirror cross-checks to confirm finish integrity and global symmetry, and regular Saturday morning salon makeovers.
We had great seats for the wedding until those two jiffy pops took the seats in front of us.
Not tonight--my jiffy pop might crack.
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The only music genre where the performers are as awkward and clumsy as the kids who listen to it
Hey All Time Low is a pop punk band
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Equivalent to popping the cherry, except in the ass.
"Has she ever been fucked in the ass before?"
"No, I'll be popping the avocado tonight."
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Pop punk has been ruined by all american rejects, all time low, bowling for soup and Averil whatserface, Those bands dont even derve CAPS but Blink 182, Green Day, Box Car Racer, Rise Against, Jimmy Eat World, SR-71 and i guess the newer hawthorne heights are really good bands.
Guy 1: Hey, u wana go to an All Time Low concert? they are the most bad ass Pop Punk band ever!
Me: Hey, wana grow some testes and get a life?
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Bottled piss with about 2 gallons of paint added to every 25mls of "drink", plus about a vat full of sugar and several additives to make something like alternative liquid hash for kids.
See shit, piss.
Bring the crap out of our school canteens you f*ckheads!!!!
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telling another person to go away in an offensive way with out cussin'
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