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The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.
She was suckin on my one eyed purple yogurt slinger last night man.
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The term used to describe a woman's flappy, discolored labia
Jesus Christ dude - did you see the purple meat curtain on that broad?
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n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
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Top & Bottom,
Its A Mans Penis.
Here Love Let Is Put Me Purple Headed Fluffy Clam Stabber In Ya.
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Purple Dick Shift is usually driven by a kid who always thinks he can beat you at skate but fails every single time for a year straight. Their fetishes usually include Amputee's and Prego women. They supposedly get rated solid 8 out of 10's from girls on the internet. They are usually not right in the head. Their fathers really do not appreciate taking their paddle boats on a lake when they are not legally allowed in a house. And the father is mentally abusive. Their foe's generally include gingers, assholes, fresh kids, or anyone that tries to pork their smokin' hot sister.
"Dude, I want to fuck that girl."
"You'll die dude, thats Wess's Sister!!"
"Woah did you see that truck?, Yea i think that was the purple dick shift."
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If there’s a Purple Heart emoji in your bio on Instagram it usually means said person is pregnant and doesn’t know the gender of the baby
Wow did you see Rebecca’s bio? It had a Purple Heart emoji in it ,I wonder what the baby’s gonna be.
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a furry purple dildo that wiggles back ad forth for added pleasure
"wow that furry purple wiggle lamp was great last night!"
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