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A shirt used to cover the legs
The woman showed off her legs with the T-Shorts
"These T-Shorts are really big!"
A man with a large lifted pickup truck and loud exhaust.
James drives a lifted Chevy pickup with a muffler delete. I’m guessing he has short dick syndrome
Fucks with you the short way means I only deal with you if I have to but I'd rather not fuck with you at all!
"Girl! Let's go over to your co-worker Beyoncè house cus she having a party all weekend!"
Me: "Gul hell nawl! I fucks with her the short way only because her and my ex fucked on each other!"
Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.
On the day of January 23, all short people shall be scared of the dominance of tall people.
I WILL GET MY REVENGE SINCE MY CLASSMATES KEPT HITTING ME ON THE DAY OF DECEMBER 20, 2023.
You will see very soon my very well planned amazing extraordinary revenge…
Me: Yknow what day it is today?
Short person: OH NO it’s National kick short people day?!
Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
Bless her heart, she's so stupid she thought my thesaurus was a dinosaur, she's a tepee short of a wigwam.
When you can see a man’s bulge through his pants
“Bro check out Jason’s gourd shorts, he’s packing a foot-long in there!”