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A girl that will not sleep with you even though you have spent a considerable amount of time and money taking her out
Guy 1: Dude how was last night?
Guy 2: Girl is a time waster
Guy 1: haha third time this month!
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In an office enviroment where there is little background noise to cover the sound of a fart, the Time Bomb is used to cover the sound of ripping that office fart. At precisely the moment you rip ass, you cough or produce a fake sneeze that far overshadows the sound of the Cleveland Air Freshener you just blasted out of your ass. It is also possible to get a "God Bless You" out of a co-worker when you use the sneeze option to which a "Thank You" reply is always justified.
Dude 1: Shit man, that hot chick in the cube next to me will never go out with me if she hears me farting all day. Dude 2: Fuck man, just do a Time Bomb if you don't have time to get out of your cube.
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Time spent being in the office, usually late, for the sake of being seen by others in the office. Particularly prevalent in the investment banking industry especially around bonus time.
I was at work until 2am last night reading Urnabdictionary.com.
That was some serious face time
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1. Having a difficult time completing a task. Usually from being hung over.
2. Someone that is annoying.
3. Not feeling well.
1. "Mass at 7AM after a night of jag bombs is hard time."
2. "Just Bieber is hard time."
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Banana Time: Job Satisfaction and Informal Interaction.
Maybe a little humorous, but certainly not misguided.
What he means that during boring work activities, that people will develop amusements to break up the monotony of repetitive and non-thinking actions. The workers were really not enjoying themselves, even though they made a game out of some of the routines with "times" and "themes."
Ritualized "games" to help make it through the day, are not restricted to work. What happens to a worker that retires from a life of meaningless work? Well, many retire and sit around bored and try to suck the life out of anyone that passes by. But they have their "times," also. My retired neighbor washes laundry everyday, watches the 'Price is Right," and then it is "My News time," when everything on the news causes a lot of, "Oh My God," "those dirty bastards," and "Oh No!" But all is not lost, because then it "Mail Time."
The lesson from "Banana Time" is to lead a life of purpose, and don't sell your soul for a paycheck.
Maybe it is good for America that those types of manufacturing jobs are getting scarce.
During the day the workers had "Peach Time," Coke Time," and other's including the famous "Banana Time."
One of the themes might be childishly repeating incoherent words or sounds, like "Sammy is a bad man. George is a good man. Sammy is a bad man." This theme might be repeated many times with or without any seemingly provocation. Or another worker might ask someone twenty or thirty times, without expecting or wanting a reply: "Are you a man or a mouse? I asked you, are you man or mouse"
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the way time goes by when you are blazed out of your mind off the ghanja
It only took 30 seconds to microwave this burrito but it felt like 5 minutes stoner time
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