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When someone drops their turkey neck and balls in some ice water and then rests them on a sleeping friends face.
Q -Ay Man what was that on my face that woke me up?
A- Bro you just got the cold turkey from Alex.
When you lay your cold, limp cock across the face of an aquaintence while they are sleeping. Basically tea bagging someone with your dick.
As soon as he falls asleep, im getting his ass back for earlier with a cold turkey.
when your pee stream goes in a direction not intended.
Turkey guts is when your partner has the runs, yet still wants to do anal.
“Ayo, I was out on a date at a Mexican restaurant and my date had turkey guts”
“Did you still hit?”
“Yes”
Slang for a very floppy basset hound that likes basking in the sunlight.
"You know that basset that sits in the neighbor's window? He's such a curb turkey.
when you do something mean to someone they do not respond and then you call them a name (turkey toucher) and they explode with anger
drew threw a twinkie, cookies, and cussed at the teacher... then he sat back down like nothing happened. but then he called her a turkey toucher and she wrote him up
tur-key bur-bler
noun: a hangy, double-chin on a person, that moves of it's own volition, resembling a turkey's wattle.
Me: I have a lopsided double-chin.
Tristan: Are you saying you have an asymmetrical turkey burbler?