Noun:
A vagina that has many wrinkles, or flaps, usually due to sexual promiscuity or repetitive rape of a female.
I ate that bitch out for 2 hours! It was like reading 2 chapters of The Book of Twat!
One personal hit from a bong that is analogous to taking a gravity bong hit.
Fuck, I need a bong twat.
I didn't make it to the session in time, so I had to pack myself a bong twat.
When dumb bitches friends intentional hit on you to trap you, and send that message to your ex. Its like the girl code.
A: Oooo lala this girl totally is wanting it.
B: I don't know bro, look at how she is setting up that trap!
A:What trap.
B: The twat trapping, its deadly.
a) A level of intoxication that you find yourself on 1) The wrong campus of your university/college 2) The campus of a totally different university.
b) An equivalent level of intoxication where meaning a) *could* occur given the chance/location
"Dude, I got wrong-campus twatted last night and had to walk back in the rain, it was a pretty crazy night."
"Did you hear about John, he got so drunk he got wrong-campus twatted and ended up crashing a Christian union meeting"
A smaller, more dry version of a twat waffle.
She is like a bag of twat chips, but with more air than twat chips.
When a slut has sex with a different person In different locations, every couple hours. They wake up and have sex with one guy, a couple hours later another person in a different location, then a different guy at a different time and so on. Trotting their twat around town.
Dang Tina is on a twat trot today!
Twat Tide, also known as the "Cam Cunt Effect," refers to a woman's vagina becoming very moist, even when no obvious stimulus is present. It is the idea that the vagina 'sees' and is reacting to something nearby which cannot be immediately perceived.
Woman addressing her vagina: "What do you see girl? You're doing that twat-tide thing again and it's terribly distracting."