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The act by which a girl senselessly divulges all of her most inner thoughts and pent-up emotions to a boy in a desperate attempt to sanction inner well-being and initiate a kind of false attraction between herself and the boy. This act, by nature, is most often preceded by self detriment and only instigated by girls who lack sufficient self-esteem to derive enough sense and self-motivating thoughts from their effeminately enculturated brains to avoid pestering the boy in the first place.
"Dude! Last night Tiffany kept vagina-ing all over me! I couldn't get her to shut up!"
Oh man, that sucks. I would hate to see your phone bill this month.
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A vagina that can be abused in any way shape or form then shrinks back up when you are done with it
The female was still tight after 12 dudes thanks to her elastic vagina!
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A man who has feminine tendencies such as being a little bitch. A male who is perceived by most to be a total douchebag because this man will usually be seen wearing leather vests and prancing around like a total idiot; he is also known for his horrible taste in fine wines, known for his incessant bitching, and tries to be funny...but let's face it, he sucks. Over all his vagina antics cause broken friendships and leave many to undermine his masculinity.
Jesus! That guy and his vagina antics. His constant bitching and horrible attempts to be funny make me want to vomit.
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Two friends that are so close their menstrual cycles become in sync.
Girl 1: "Stephanie has been hanging around Erica a lot lately.. You don't think they're vagina sisters yet... do you?"
Girl 2: "I can't tell.. But I think I'd have to say so."
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“Are you homosexual?”
“Nah I’m married to a vagina wielder “
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When a male ditches his friends and family over a vagina because he has been poisoned by said vagina. Symptoms include sudden disappearances, ignored phone calls and texts, utter denial of vagina's ugliness and wrongdoings, and psycho babble about how great the new vagina is. Although this is not contagious, it can be harmful to all those who were close to the male suffering from vagina poisoning. Almost all cases of vagina poisoning have been spawned by a succubus.
Q: Why hasn't John returned my texts and why is he still seeing Laura after she cheated on him?
A: He has vagina poisoning.
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Noun ; when your douche bag boyfriend has a jelly mold and porn on his browser at any given moment also known as total douche bag 😂
Omg I found Dan’s jelly vagina launched in his bed frame. What a nasty pig!
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