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April 13th is National Eat Ass Day
Hey babe it's national eat ass day you know what that means
The phrase “rats in my ass” can be used a few different ways such as, “damn” or “dang I thought I almost tricked you”
The phrase can also be used as a verb after you do something wrong.
Addie: “Hey what’s your address?”
Jordan: “gives address”
* a week later*
Jordan:“hey Addie what gift are you sending me?”
Addie: “what are you talking about?”
Jordan: “rats in my ass”
*a week later a gift arrives*
Punching your hand inside someone's asshole and then you open the asshole and tickle the inside.
The sensation feels like rats crawling up your ass, hence the name.
Nick (you, a kinky motherfucker): "Man, Lisa just gave me rats up my ass."
Mike (your childhood friend who respects you very much, up until this information which has entered the neurons in his brain matter): "What the fuck?"
When you play by the book & obey every law 24/7 & never let small problems go away.
Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!
Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.
What juice turns into when drank after brushing your teeth.
example 1
Person 1: I think I'll have a drink before I head out. Fuck this tastes bad.
Person 2: Yeah you just brushed your teeth so that OJ is Liquidated ass now.
Making fun of someone the wrong way
A - "I'm just poking your ass"
a prosthetic baby that can be inserted deep into the loving embrace of the rectum we are trans. Woman can experience and celebrate the miracle of childbirth
Browncounty (BC) is the birthplace of the ass transgender baby.
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