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A man who pretends to be kind and sensitive to his friends, family, and co-workers. But look out! In a romantic relationship, he’s just your run-of -the-mill jerk, concerned only with his own needs and upholding his “nice guy” image. Hallmarks of the secret dick are temper tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants, trashing women’s reputations when they challenge him, berating them in private, then complaining about them to his mommy .
Marnie: “Hey Hannah! Why did you break up with Fran? He was such a nice guy!”
Hannah: “Fran was a dick! Just a secret dick.”
A girl who sucks your dick like she’s trying to eat it.
Yo, that girl I hooked up with yesterday was a real dick dahmer, she kept trying to bite my dick
1. A retail store that specializes in selling sporting goods such as Golf Clubs, Basketball Goals, Kayaks, Tents, Sneakers and practically anything that relates to sports.
2. A retail store that has a very weird wording to people that lead to harassment to the store.
1. “Babe I need new golf clubs Iam gonna head to Dick’s Sporting Goods!”
2.”Iam gonna go to dicks!” “You mean the store that sells dildos you gay ass?” “No stupid the sporting store!”
A bracelet that men use to put on each other’s penis’s. One of the best ways of strengthening a both between one another.
Dang brad got you Dick bracelet lucky
When a man crushes his dick under a steamroller
My dick was so fat i had to crush it down a bit by dick crushing
The male population in general.
Girl: I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time last night and it was awful!!!!
Friend:Don't worry there are plenty of fish in the sea......the dick sea. You will find one you like someday.