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Verb-The act of kissing one's ass AKA an ass kisser
"Boy that bitch is one saggy ass muncher."
Noun-Not to be confused with verb -The act of directly naming the person who is a saggy ass muncher.
"So and So Is a saggy ass muncher."
Sexual-The act of licking and biting a saggy asshole , usualy preformed on milfs and grandma's
"come here Grandma I'm a saggy ass muncher and i wanna bite that saggy ass"
You fucking cocksmoking dicklicking saggy ass muncher
When dried semen gets stuck in an untrimmed ass hair.
"My friend said her crack was itchy because her ass mousse dried around her thong"
A thing where lice accidentally gets inside your asshole and there is no way to get them out.
Ex: My friend asked if i wanted to go to the pool today, I said no because I had Ass-Lice Syndrome.
Leanne: What's the phrase for teachers pet? Is it 'sucking up your ass?'
Joshua: That's the dumbest thing I think you've ever said
A fat ass you want to dribble on your penis
My girlfriend has the perfect basketball ass! She was like Michael Jordan last night and dribbled dat ass all night long.
That was born in a city and you function better in any city than a small town lower than 100,000 population. know nothing about rural area at all.
"You so much of a city-ass,you ain't seen a pig or cow. Unless they're covered in cheese in ya bacon cheeseburger !"
During a celebration (ex: Easter) when confetti eggs are involved, and someone cracks one either in your shirt or in your pants, and the confetti trickles down to your ass, leaving sweaty pieces of paper lodged in amazing places.
"dude she got you in the pants"
"yea man, you want some Ass-Fetti?"
"ahh you asshole, its trickling down my pants, *grabs said confetti from underwear* you want some back?"
"gross keep your ass-fetti away from me"