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On november 27th you can fuck a dog legally.
This is sattire, if you get offended go cry on twitter.
Person 1: Do you have a dog to fuck on Fuck a dog day?
Person 2: Please leave me alone.
On February 29th, wake up an hour earlier than normal, and then sleep an hour earlier than normal.
Tomorrow is Leap Schedule Day.
A day where fake people turn all their friends fake.
On All Fakes Day, the fake person turned all his/her friends fake. They were the fakest crew around.
national shush day is a a day in which anyone can be shushed especially teachers and people who think they are superior
mrs smith: YOUR NOT ALOUD TO WEAR THAT YOU ASSHOLE
jemima: shush.
mrs smith: WHO ARE YOU ASKING TO SHUSH
jemima: you. its national shush day.
mrs smith: OOPSIES IM SO SORRY I WILL SHUSH NOW
On December 18th, if you so much as exist, full immunity to Fur-Day Immunity Day is forced onto you. Therefore, you must participate in Fur-Day if you have a furry friend.
Shawn: Oh no, Fur-Day is in 2 days.
Dean: Don't worry man! Tomorrow is Fur-Day Immunity Day! We'll be fine.
Shawn: You may be right, but today is Fur-Day Immunity Immunity Day...
Dean: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
National zargadoula day it’s the day we celebrate zargadoulas birthday!! 15 march the day of zargadoulas birth.
Do you know what day is today? No. It’s national zargadoula day!!
National tell your best friend your crush day is on August 31. This is for the people with stubborn best friends, so maybe on August 31 they will finally budge.
Best friend 1: hey its national tell your best friend your crush day
Best friend 2: omg no way?!?!?! are you finally gonna tell me??
Best friend 1: yes i guess... its &@^^@**@&@