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Anal Jelly

It's technically a better and weirder name for lube. Anal jelly.

Julie: Wtf is anal jelly?
Mark: It's slang for lube.

by HowAreWeHere??43 January 3, 2019


toe anal

When a man fucks a girl with his toe and/or toes that may or may not cause {diarrhea anal}

"man she really wanted toe anal last night"

by Toe anal June 12, 2018


anal glaucoma

A medical excuse for missing work.

I had a bad case of anal glaucoma this morning; I couldn't see my ass going into work today.

by time4mynap August 16, 2010


honor anal

Honor anal (similar to the Japanese sepukku honor suicide) is a process whereby a person shoves something in their ass to escape the shame of an immoral action - except they have to live with the consequences of butt fucking themselves, so it’s much worse than honor suicide.

“Bro, last night was so bad you blew like 2 grand on strippers” - friend

“Damn bro might as well honor anal myself”

by Tgphelps February 7, 2018


Anal Crusader

A knight of castle humpalot that goes around raping and pillaging assholes. An anal crusader can also be considered a pious homosexual rapist

Watch out its the Anal Crusader Timmy, keep your asshole against the wall.

by Poepholl Pilot February 14, 2019


Anal snorkel

Anular breathing apparatus or flatulence releases valve. In southern communities know as a fart silencer

Hey Geoff jones I’m going to have a soak, throw me me my anal snorkel

by Stan3108 August 27, 2018


anal transcend

The level beyond vanilla anal penetration.
When an individual is performing anal sex with a woman so violently that they tear the vaginal wall and have intercourse with both the anal cavity, and the vagina.

“OMG Britney, you need to go even further. Anal Transcend with him girl!”

“Mom, I can’t talk right now, Kevin and I are anal transcending”

by BeginnersLuck July 9, 2020