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Big boi papa David is the creator of roblox. He lord over us mortal men. We will never be equal to him.
Big boi papa David is a cheese grader
Darren loves king-daviding in the bathroom after talking to his girlfriend,Jenn, and can never find tissues to wipe up his sperm.
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The greatest, most genius TV show ever known. It's cast and writers are heroes to the world of comedy. Not enough good things can be said about it's 4 seasons and 30 episodes. I was lucky enough to see the live version of this show when it came to Vancouver, and I was also lucky enough to get their autographs.
Mr. Show with Bob and David can't be fucked with.
"Today we're going to... SHAKE THE CRIME STICK!"
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It was the first day of school and David was not happy but his mom was like "go to fucking school david or I will beat you" so he did he was thinking about his friends at old school he said to his self "i will become king of school and if any and I mean any one i will kill them" all the people look at him and he looked back but David did not see the cop running at him he look back and run as fast as could. He run in to a ally way wich went to the hood wich his was there. It was a shady place then some kids jump him they where black David did not like black people he said "you fucking niggers go back to your home land" they said" diss nigga dont like nigga lets kill him" the cops got the other kids off David. a other kid came up to David and said "the name is Eldon dont worry about the school gane" David said " my name is David nice to meet you " David wanted to kill the kids who jumped him david said to Eldon about his plan to kill the the kid to that jumped him. Eldon said to David that he like to kill cats in his free time that he has been wanting been wanting to kill the school gane too so David joined Eldon"s gane the bell rings David finds what class he is in david is in the 8th grade this year. David was in the same classroom as the the school gane but he got eldon in there to school was boring he went home at 3:15. on the walk home David look at the a kid it was from the gane David got a rock and
the end of part 1
you are a david fanfiction part 1
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the same person who looked up for the definition of his name made this definition himself in order to boost his self esteem. Juan get off your mommies computer.
Juan David Barahona Gonzalez likes to grope men
a school filled with horny boys. the teachers doing give a flying fuck about their students and just want to get a pay check. all the kids do drugs in the toilets and overall is an inadequate shit school for rich and preppy CHAVS. also all the girls are sluts and all the boys are wannabe roadmen.
boy- she sent me nudes last night
other boy- is she from king david high school
boy- yeah
other boy- thought so
the most badass person ever..he will fist pump your asshole to a bloody pulp. he lives in NJ, and works at the meat room in foodtown. yes boys and girls, he plays with meat for a living..
but! he lives in a cave, of darkness and despair. he looks like a sweet kid on the outside but is a monster waiting to rip your soul out; girls watch out..when you anger him, he will rip your ovaries out and make you wear it as a necklace.
secret super power... GO SPIDEY GO!
whats the difference between christopher david vargas and chuck norris? nothing.
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