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Lily was born that day and it’s her birthday!!! everybody with her a happy birthday and let everybody know it’s her birthday!
hey guess what day it is
“february 22?”
yes! it’s lilys birthday!!!
National it’s gay to call someone a pussy day
It February 22nd and if Luke calls someone a pussy that gay
People born on this day are superior in pretty much every aspect. George Washington? Steve Irwin? Guess what birthday they had. This isn't your mother's birthday. Unless it is, in which case happy birthday to her. She's probably the baddest bitch at the soccer camp pickup lines.
Holy shit bro, you're incredible!
Thanks bro, kinda comes with the territory of being born on February 22.
Damn straight. Sucks that I was born in March like any old loser...
rick - “yo, what day is it?”
leanne - “it’s february 22 2007.”
rick - “wow that’s cool asf.”
josh - “i know, anyone born on this day is sexy as fuck and has a big dick.”
that day one of the great Daghestan musicians was born
— Oh, shit, it’s February 22.
— Why is this day important for you?
— I need to listen Daghestan music on this day
People born on February 13th could be kind and funny sometimes, but be careful because they could stab you in the back, unexpected.
Oh I really don’t like him, what a snake
- maybe born feb 13th?
She is funny for real
- she’s born February 13th
The day when you have to call or ft your girlfriend and say 4 things to her:
1) will you be my valentine
2) i love you
3) you're beautiful
4) when are you free to go on a date
YOU HAVE TO DO IT!
guy calls gf: hey it's february 13 so I have 4 things to say
gf: ok...
Guy: I love you. You are so beautiful, will you be my valentine?
Gf: Aww, thanks. And, yes!
Guy: When are you free? I want to take you on a date.