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A guy who' dick is so small . And his game so small . He is only talking shit when he refurres to woman he'd like to nail. He aint nailling nobody the Tweedle dick the bug fucker. A guy who dreams up wild dreams of banging good lookig chicks. And who also has a small weeny.
OH guys and Im gonna invite becky to my birthday party and she gonna come ,and she's gona sit with me ,and she's gonna wanna go out with me and she's gonna bring me a present. oh shut the fuck mikey you aint fucking nobody you Tweedle dick the bug fucker. stop dreaming shit up . She dont like you . You dweeb. You fucking geek.
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the act of performing intercourse with a woman.
That bitch titty fucker knock was amazing last night
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Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend
Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?
Josh: At home playing with her tough titties
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Someone possessing a level of giving zero fucks.
Hung out with Rick last night. That dude is one skunk hard mother fucker.
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motherfucker who always gets the best block combinations in Tetris!
Nate, you are one jive ass mother fucker!
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A person who feigns interest in you as a friend, or potential lover, or even an associate. However, in reality they do things that’s counter-productive to it becoming anything but that.
Usually cancelling dates, or being one-sided, not contributing their share on outings, etc.
Gregory: Hey man, what’s going on today? Want to have some drinks tonight and maybe go on a stroll?
Thom: Sure, I’m down...what time do you have in mind?
Gregory (2 hours later): Sorry I had something come up, so I can’t join you tonight. Enjoy Chicago!
Thom: You fake ass mother fucker!!
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Someone who is acting like a gay smartass.
Joe: It looks like he is saying kiss me kiss me.
Chris: Smart Ass mother fucker.
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