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Jordan Hinojosa

Someone who is very cool, smart, or otherwise awesome or amazingly beyond standards.

Wow, he is a real Jordan Hinojosa!

by Hi 4359 = Jordan July 6, 2022


Jordan Hannah

No one likes her.

This person's as dumb as Jordan Hannah

by Jesus Christ is my neighbor February 20, 2019


Jordan Curve Theorem

The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.

To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.

"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.

by geno singh March 12, 2024


jordan cooper

someone who looks exactly like ash stymest.

Hey, is that ash stymest?
Nah, it's just jordan cooper

by lolsatjordancooper June 12, 2011


Samantha Jordan

Soon.

Everyone: Samantha Jordan is happening soon.

by Bobcob112 December 21, 2019


jordan pevia

large foreheaded boy, with nigger hair

You got that Jordan Pevia head.

by bigtrumpet October 30, 2017


Larry Jordan

The best shooter yall ever seen. He can beat everyone if he wants to. Has the most game outta all AND he gets the most and finest Bitches, if he wants to he can bag ur mom. Bleron,Eude,Hamza,Bilal,Daniel can't guard him, anis either. If u tryna spit game with a gyal and u have no rizz... aks larry for advice.

''ayo i can't talk with girls... lemme call larry Jordan.''
''Game on the line, u need a three for the game. Who you want to take the last shot? Curry or La- I WANT LARRY JORDAN!!!!!!?''
-Lmk if ur legs are fightin, I'll go between. -Larry Jordan''

by Kevin Durant jaquavion the thi January 11, 2022