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Only the most AWESOMEREST, hottest, most amazing swimmer in the history of the world, who broke the record for breaking records, with 8 gold metals in a single olympic setting, and 14 metals in life time.
I now Ammend that we substitute Michael Phelps for all Chuck Norris Jokes.
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A super hot swimmer who won 8 gold medals during the 2008 olympics in Beijing, breaking the gold medal record.
1. Did you see Michael Phelps last night, he won his race last night being as hot as ever.
2. I wonder what music Michael Phelps has on his ipod.
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half man half fish the greatest swimmer of all time. Some say hes less then a god but more then a man like a modern day herclues
michael phelps is as fast as a fish
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one of the sexiest men you'll ever see. you'll wanna blow him. trust me.
oh my god did you see michael phelps?! i wanna fuck him so hard
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The gayest skinniest high schooler who doesn’t know what poon tang is.
I’m Michael Stephen and I love penis.
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v. 1. to play girls equivalent to playing a stringed instrument
2. to torture woman by teasing with unfond memories
3. showing no mercy towards girls with vulnerable hearts.
abj. 1.someone that one sees on halloween
3. having no friends; desperate;shallow
2. being hated by a craig.
n. 1. a player most likely found at a st. thomas game. only comes out on halloweeen.
2. computer geek.
3. a man that can make you laugh at any given moment.
a sillly guy that makes me feel better when i am sad. sings and dances like a beast, can steal any girl's heart but never fails to break them :(
4. one that never wears a shirt while videochatting; someone who tries to seduce innocent girls but fails terribly.
Craig: Carlee, dont talk to a michael feldman.
carlee: why? he's cool :)
craig: because he'll play you like a violin
carlee : who caress !? he has stewiee on his wall!
carlee: hey michael feldman, were still craigin after schoool right?!
michael feldman: helll to the yeah.
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This man IS NOT DEAD! I REST MY CASE.
(STOP SAYING HE’S UGLY OR SCARY. HE IS SO DAMN HOT!! EVEN AFTER HIS SURGERIES!)
anyone- ew Michael Jackson is so ugly
Me- *pulls out gun* hmm?
anyone- oh I mean he’s so cute!
Me- that’s what I thought bitch.
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