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An absolute cock womble who thinks he's the bollocks, but he isne
"Peter is an absolute Penis Squabble"
The notion that the quality of penis one receives is directly contingent on the quality of coochie they possess and put out into the world.
I must be (literally) sitting on a goldmine to have penis karma this good!
A pill to harden or strengthen your meat stick. Can be seen at convenience stores or as an add on porn sites.
Person 1: wow I just popped 200 penis pills and had a fucking heart attack
Devil: yeah bud I’m aware. That’s why you’re here. We should have a talk.... you’re gonna be here for a while.
The field of engineering that focuses on the development of larger and curvier schlongs.
Joel: What field are you looking to go into Lexi?
Lexi: I was looking into penis engineering but it's quite the load and I don't think I can handle it
A person who knows exactly how to please a penis the correct way.
"I love the fact that my wife is a penis pleaser. She knows exactly what to do."
An esoteric tweet, usually about niche fandom drama, to which the average reader doesn't have enough context to understand, nor is it provided by the tweet itself.
User 1: In my opinion, the latest controversy around what Dinklebob thrust upon the ecosystem in the Tittythink award fandom has left us in cock shock. We should all normalize decent hips to avoid this transpiring in the future.
User 2: penis tweet