Rule 37

If the cafeteria has mint chocolate chip ice-cream, Rule 37 dictates that one must partake. NO EXCEPTIONS

A: "Oh man that was a good lunch...I am so full"
B: "Let's get out of here...But first, a sample of desserts."
A: "Not for me...too full"
B: "Oh shit! Mint Chocolate Chip! Rule 37!"
A: "Fucked"

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Rule 9005

All internet Rules are nulled GF faggots.

Rule 9005 you finally got over 9000 5 times reading rules I just wasted your mofo LIFE BITCHES cuz they aint real

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Rule 33

If the song exists, there is a trap remix of it.

Dude 1: The Dreamland Theme trap remix by xKito Music is fire!

Dude 2: yeah, rule 33 bro.

Dude 1: So is Jingle Bells trap (Trap City - Topic).

Dude 2: How festive of you!

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Rule # -14

Don't masturbate while at your grandmothers house.

unless u live with your grandmother, then it's ok.

Granny: "Hey Jimmy, why the funny face? eat your dinner."
Jimmy: "Just a sec."
Granny: "Are you masturbating?"
Jimmy: Uh... *Cum shoots up and hits grannys face* No...
Granny: Rule # -14!

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rule 88

Internet rule of if it exists there's vore of it.

Person 1: Disgusting what is this
Person 2: That's rule 88
Person 1: huh what's that
Person 2: If it exists there's vore of it

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Rule 257

If a tweet exists, it'll be stolen by an onlyfans shill to promote their lousey onlyfans.

Jacob: Yo did you see the Retweet that The Horny Police on Twitter made?
John: No what did he Retweeted?
Jacob: He Retweeted again a girl, who stole a tweet from another person, just to promote her lousey onlyfans.
John:"sigh" So it was Rule 257, yet Again? We are living in trying times.

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road rules

A poor ripoff of the awful show, The Real World.

Road Rules suks, and so does MTV in general.

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